Our Jason is in HIGH SCHOOL and has a mondo-serious problem. Everyone at Thessaly High thinks he’s a dork. His
only friends are the “Freaks and Greeks,” the outcasts of school society. Jason longs to be cool, but Greg Pelias is
Prom King and currently big man on campus. Pelias and his band of uber-hip kids keep the nerds pressed firmly
underneath their thumbs.
Jason realizes there is only one way he can get the Bling to rule the school. He’s got to sneak over to Colchis High and
steal their mascot. The Golden Fleece. With the Fleece’s magical powers, Jason will finally be the rightful king of
Thessaly.
Olympic champ, Athens MVP, and when last seen was dating two of the hottest cheerleaders of all time. Heck, stop is
Salymedusseus, to find Jake Phineas, the greatest quarterback in Colchis High history. Phineas was five time
Olympic champ, Athens MVP, and when last seen was dating two of the hottest cheerleaders of all time. Heck,
Phineas must be the luckiest man on the planet.
Phineas must be the luckiest man on the planet.
Wrong! When the Argonauts find Phineas, he is a broken man. Beaten and hen-pecked into oblivion by the two girls.
Wait, they’re not girls, they’re shrews. They’re Harpies! They smother and nag Phineas night and day with their
HARPIE SONG. He can’t eat, he can’t sleep. Woe is he.
Well our little gang of heroes break the curse and free Phineas from the clutches of the Harpies. In gratitude, Phineas
gives Jason the key to the chest that holds the Golden Fleece. As Jason and the Argonauts continue on their journey,
trouble is brewing back in Thessaly.
The Magic Eight Ball has told a Soothsayer that Greg’s reign as top dog may be in jeopardy. The Argonauts are up to
something. Greg sends Medea to infiltrate the group as a spy, promising her she’ll be prom queen if she can stop
Jason. Armed with a bag of dragon teeth and her Nokia cell phone, Medea catches up with Jason in–
The black forest and joins his crew. While Medea is trying to pump the Argonauts for info on their plan, our gang is
facing down dangers. The attack of the skeleton horde. The labyrinth-like forest, and finally the evil Hydra.
Through it all, Jason sees Medea in a way no one ever did before and she wonders CAN YOU SEE ME? not as a trophy
or a princess, but through her disguise to the true soul within. But the road to love is still rocky because now she’s got
guilt, emotional baggage, and crap to deal with.
Jason finally emerges with the Fleece, but Greg and his band are there to snatch away THE POWER. Armed with the
magical fleece, Greg will be invincible. In that darkest hour Jason finally sees the light. The true gift of the fleece
allows Jason to know he doesn’t need magic to be cool. He’s already a hero.
The Argonauts
